I became agitated when Rachel Maddow referred to a "Flux Capacitator." I expect more from her, I think. about 9 hours ago from web |
Reminded: My office phone cannot be reasoned with, and any arguments I posit to it will be useless. about 10 hours ago from web |
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My office smells like broccoli farts. And not like I, Brock Li, farted, but like someone ate a bunch of broccoli and crop dusted my office. 11:14 AM Dec 10th from web |
As I wiped down the office kitchen just now, I remembered why I usually don't shake the bottle of creamer quite so vigorously. 7:56 AM Dec 9th from web |
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Just found out that Erin and I were approved for an apartment that allows dogs. Guess what we're getting soon? 10:25 AM Dec 8th from web |
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Erin: "Two words: edible chocolate. No, wait, what's that other thing? Body paint. Edible body paint." 7:20 PM Dec 5th from web |
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Reasons I dislike x-mas music: 1. Gets stuck in my head. 2. Mentions that Jesus character more than I deem appropriate. 8:46 AM Dec 2nd from web |
Let's see, Mason brought pumpkin pie AND brownies, and someone else brought cookies. The post-Thanksgiving diet is going swimmingly. 7:10 AM Dec 1st from web |
iPods, intolerance towards Muslims, and Aladdin? I think the Simpsons writers are just recycling leftovers from the past decade or two. 7:34 PM Nov 30th from web |
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