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I see you're awake @jteeter. Would you like to see my butt? See my butt? This is my butt. Would you like to see it? Or you could feed me. |
Fly-y-yy-y-y. Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh. Come her fly-y. I'm chittering at you. Don't you know you that means you should come her. Eh-eh-eh. |
That's it. I'm going to go bat shit crazy and run all over the house. Just you try and stop me. |
I want this for christmas! http://www.rkdm.com/chiapet... |
I do not think so! @jteeter you MAY NOT use me as a napkin. |
Jennifer has mistaken my wintertime desire to get warmer as affection. She's quite mistaken. |
My first hairball! Does this mean I'm a grown kitty, now? |
Oh you can't pet me right now? Is that your phone on the table. Oh how clumsy of me,I must have knocked it off |
Gravity is quite interesting. Every time I push something off of the vanity, it falls to the floor. Intriguing |
Jennifer though it would be funny to poke me while I was bathing. Now I will loom above her on the dresser and stare into her soul. |
I got a hairballectomy on my haunches. Now I can rub my butt on people unabashedly. |
Jennifer's making a grocery list. C'mon canned food. Hmm...she's written the ambiguous "cat food". Will I pee on her? Only time will tell. |
@jteeter I've got a better one. How about you feed me some breakfast now, or I poop in your hair while you sleep? |
Oh no! @ivey you left! But I was hoping you'd take me with you. |
I was left out on the porch all night! Jennifer didn't even notice I was gone. I had to cry to get in. |
@jteeter I'm suing for libel or something...Just as soon as I'm done napping. |
@ivey Hey! There's chicken on the floor. |
I have been restored to my rigthful place on the couch. |
...this floor smells like baby |
Why why why does jennifer fail so much? |
