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Can someone invent me a self cleaning house please?
@kylelauren I LOVE Disney at Christmas. I am so jealous.
My roommate sounds like she has the plague. Would it be wrong of me to walk around with a full on gas mask?
We're the pirates who don't do anything! We just stay at home and lie around!
I am so tired of being treated like a child. This is getting ridiculous.
I really need to stop getting up 20 minutes before I have to leave for work.
This cookie is tragically much less delicious than it looks.
@meghanmconrad Thinking of you and hoping the appointment is going okay.
The woman next to me on the metro is Tweeting... Twittering. Whatever. Small world.
Craving tacos. Mmm... tacos...
Huh. Weight Watchers has changed their plan a bit.
I wish the Metro was decorated for the holidays.
Home again, home again, jiggidy jig.
Job application complete. Send good wishes my way.
I really think that all offices should have naptime.
I have accessorized today. It is amazing.
@kylelauren Actually, the Asperger's is the least ridiculous of recent storylines.
I have seen evidence that my roommate came home last night, but I have yet to see her.
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