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KotD: "A good way to keep things brief is to not talk about how you're going to keep things brief." |
KotD: "If you have to tell someone how smart you are, you're probably not as smart as you think you are." |
KotD: "Me: 'I'm adopting a puppy!' Mom: 'Why not get a boyfriend instead? They don't pee on the floor.' And she wonders why I don't visit." |
KotD: "The time spent with my family this Thanksgiving will be a sobering reminder why I shouldn't be sober." Happy Thanksgiving, Kvetchers! |
KotD: "Being technical != a geek. Using '!=' in sentences makes you a geek." |
KotD: "Every goddamn time you make that joke. 'Had your coffee yet?' I want to stab you in the face." |
KotD: "A normal person, after taking a dump like that, would hide in the stall until everyone's gone. Not you." |
KotD: "The sonofabitch song-sticking part of my brain is rickrolling me." |
KotD: "Dear Upstairs Neighbor: If you're planning on having wild monkey sex tonight, please move the headboard away from the wall. kthxbye." |
KotD: "Time Warner now answers the phone, 'How can Time Warner make this a wonderful day?' If you have to call, they've already failed." |
Kvetch of the Day: "The sex was so good, it's taken all the joy out of masturbating." |
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