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Seriously, what are the chances someone else tweeting a Linux command line joke *as I'm typing it*? about 3 hours ago from txt |
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Burritos and beer, who wants to hang out in a couple hours? about 4 hours ago from web |
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Look, I'm sorry I shot your dog. But I swear I thought it was a chupacabra. And no, I'm not on PCP. about 5 hours ago from txt |
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Hey guys, I only need 3,997 more followers to reach the status of ultimate Twitter douche bag, can you help me out? about 5 hours ago from web |
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I know what I want for Hannukah. 365 pairs of socks. I love new socks. Sock socks socks. Also socks. about 6 hours ago from txt |
When I listen to Ice Cube, I have a stupendous urge to drink malt liquor and go kill white people. Now how can I use this to my advantage? about 6 hours ago from web |
This is probably older than dogshit, but I'm fascinated by @AprilSTL's background. Also horrified that I can name a lot of those avatars. about 6 hours ago from web |
Waiting desperately for a new @Aimee_B_Loved avatar. I've already used every other piece of pornography on the internet. Yes, even that one. about 6 hours ago from web |
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Guess I better start drinking some beer if I ever want to earn those degrees from Phoenix University *and* DeVry this year. about 7 hours ago from web |
Wardriving for wifi around Charlotte and found an ssid called "GOAT PORN 666" about 8 hours ago from txt |