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Just occured to me @viciousbleu probably has gorgeous boobs. This Twitter thing is awesome! |
[noun] [verb] [pronoun] @Aimee_B_Loved [present tense verb] avatar [noun] [verb] 38 times! |
Seriously, what are the chances someone else tweeting a Linux command line joke *as I'm typing it*? |
What the fuck is Favrd? |
@tattooedmommie You could just make a video of you unwrapping your box. Yeah, I went there. |
Burritos and beer, who wants to hang out in a couple hours? |
@shortyawards I nominate @gwenbell for a Shorty Award in #startups because... She's fucking hawt. |
Just saw @viciousbleu's new avatar and nearly dropped my phone. That woman is dangerous. |
Tomorrow's headlines: "5,000 GALLONS OF URINE". Don't worry, you'll see. |
Look, I'm sorry I shot your dog. But I swear I thought it was a chupacabra. And no, I'm not on PCP. |
@delfie And apparently analyze has nothing to do with transforming your sex life. I learned that the hard way. |
Hey guys, I only need 3,997 more followers to reach the status of ultimate Twitter douche bag, can you help me out? |
@ericveal Just copy and paste it into a new SMS. Oh wait. Nevermind. |
I know what I want for Hannukah. 365 pairs of socks. I love new socks. Sock socks socks. Also socks. |
When I listen to Ice Cube, I have a stupendous urge to drink malt liquor and go kill white people. Now how can I use this to my advantage? |
This is probably older than dogshit, but I'm fascinated by @AprilSTL's background. Also horrified that I can name a lot of those avatars. |
Waiting desperately for a new @Aimee_B_Loved avatar. I've already used every other piece of pornography on the internet. Yes, even that one. |
@Aimee_B_Loved I totally changed my socks today. Mostly because I could find the other ones. |
Guess I better start drinking some beer if I ever want to earn those degrees from Phoenix University *and* DeVry this year. |
Wardriving for wifi around Charlotte and found an ssid called "GOAT PORN 666" |
