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@brentsimmons I was having a nice day and you *had* to go and bring up Fife, didn't you? Couldn't ease into it with Milton first? |
@slinkie Or I guess you could go buy more deodorant. Whatever. |
@slinkie Post a Craigslist ad for a similarly afflicted person and do a pit-to-pit transfer so you're both covered? |
@clint It's great on rice with a little cracked pepper. |
My sausage is whistling. |
Why do I feel like Saturday is already asking too much of me? I need an extra weekend day for errands before I can enjoy the real weekend |
Drinking at the Eagle Drift Inn. |
@ccmac yikes, at least you have a plethora of fluffy cats to help stay warm! |
@dtomack I have! It's really something, isn't it? |
The last commute of the week is brought to you with love by Nina Simone. Ahhhh. |
@mantia But the moon IS the same size, silly, just closer. I noticed it's been huge lookin' all week. |
@bobtiki No way, that looks like @wilshipley several years and 30 lbs ago |
OH re: mighty rhinocerii — "if i have a daughter, i am going to have her ride one before she has sex, because only virgins can ride them" |
When customers proclaim their love for me, I always feel a little confused and slightly awkward. "Um, we love you. . . too?" |
@SenorDanimal they said it was. |
Ha! Called it: http://tinyurl.com/2p7xxt |
Was all excited when a coworker informed me he was into Dark Angel, but it turned out he meant The Dark Knight. |
Was all excited when a coworker informed me he was into Dark Angel, but it turns |
Maybe the fire alarms work overtime to make up for the vertical locomotion always being under repair. |
Oh, another fire alarm. Surprise! |
