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hoosiergirl Kid at preschool said his brother said the "B" word. I asked which "B" word & the kid whispered in my ear, "Bagina." about 6 hours ago from web

jodee_ferrari @JustinKownacki sure, as long as a "self-proclaimed" expert is coded in who-gives-a-crap grey, cuz who-gives-a-crap about "self-proclaimed"? 9:13 AM yesterday from web in reply to JustinKownacki

julien @chrisbrogan great advice pending: make your best of page a custom reddit that people can vote on. 2:36 PM Dec 8th from twitterrific in reply to chrisbrogan

rorowe @JustinKownacki I don't think it's that hard to make something *good*. It's just that *easy* to make something poorly. 9:07 AM Nov 25th from TweetDeck in reply to JustinKownacki

shadow @JustinKownacki it's kind of a wet border. 9:09 PM Nov 21st from twitterrific in reply to JustinKownacki

Mobasoft It's a 3D Spherical Model of Human Interaction written in a language called Q. Now, the first thing that I need to do is develop Q. 10:18 AM Nov 20th from web

Mobasoft A lot of people who appear to be self-confident only got that way by being surrounded by others who don't ask questions. 10:05 AM Nov 20th from web

CarmanAvenue my mother-in-law is accusing me of not knowing what gelato is. She has a bad memory and sometimes forgets that only one of us is crazy. 3:03 PM Nov 18th from TweetDeck

tehjim we only have one rule here for Jack's bath time, no drowning. 7:36 PM Nov 16th from web

righteoustetris Snow?! I refuse. 9:12 AM Nov 16th from web

badbanana NJ Nets are offering free tickets to the unemployed. Because nothing makes the sting go away like watching millionaires play with a ball. 3:40 PM Nov 15th from web

FrankMcDade Jagermeister + Redbull = countdown to being a hot mess 1:38 PM Nov 15th from TwitterFon

JMWander @justinkownacki 6-yr-old daughter scrolling Twitterrific on my iPhone, touched ur pic, & said "Yay! I want him to be the next president." 10:58 AM Nov 15th from twitterrific in reply to JustinKownacki

tehjim @JustinKownacki Snake Eyes is a little more complicated 1:20 PM Nov 13th from twhirl in reply to JustinKownacki

tehjim @JustinKownacki Flint would blow up the corporate headquarters and then bang Lady Jaye in the backseat of his VAMP Mark II 1:19 PM Nov 13th from twhirl in reply to JustinKownacki

FrankMcDade Constantly worried a cat is going to pop out of my engine when I get to work 5:09 AM Nov 12th from TwitterFon

gordonshumway Just had the Freelancer's Special for dinner. Three slices of Velveeta, half a jar of pickles, and my own endless tears. 4:53 PM Nov 10th from web

gordonshumway The Jeopardy Teen Tourney contestants missed a Hunter S. Thompson question but got the one about Keanu Reeves. I fear for America's future. 4:38 PM Nov 10th from twitterrific

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