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I'm putting the smax in xmas. |
"CHRISTMAS AROUND THE WORLD" COMPANY POTLUCK: Sausages, from vienna - http://ping.fm/E32xf |
@countrogan Speaking of space bar, does your new keyboard have a Ten-forward? I mean, Ten-keypad. What was I thinking. |
Yo self, you gots such a severe case of cryptoamnesia, you be ripping your self off. Peace, me. |
@michael_shawn Under the weather eh? Dude, I am so on top of the weather, I am making the weather my bitch. |
"Hey, HR lady..." *hands over badge* "Can I get a new badge? This one just fell into the toilet." |
If my Red Bull consumption causes all my teeth to fall out, I am getting Britney Spears teeth for replacements. Thems perdy chompers. |
@jdeem @countrogan I read that Ben Affleck lovingly referrs to his jewels as Oscar. Wait, what are we talking about? |
@bcompton TUXEDO BOXERS & TIE (for when you want to skip the prom and head straight for the sack) : http://tinyurl.com/687eee |
Someone over there at Chuck has a real hard on for Die Hard. I'm in love. |
"Oh, hell no!" #genericwillsmith |
It's an eating hour. Something's in my mouth. #generictweet |
Welcome new followers! Get ready to drink the Kool-Aid. |
@natashawescoat YES! I drink so much Red Bull that I might have to change my bloodtype to RB+. |
@brianshaler Yeah, that sounds about right. My ma would be so proud. :) |
Can I take a Hillshire Farms Yard-O-Beef as carry on or is it considered a weapon? (PS this is not a euphemism) |
RT @iam1cuteboy: @jantzie, third world problem: first meal :: first world problem: fourth meal |
First world problem: The fourthmeal. |
@calanan Ha! Yes, so funny. Iam a bit slow to start today, all the good jokes are taken. :) |
