Corporate is asking us to cut expenses by 25%. I'm nominating Toby. I wonder how many percent he is. 5:53 PM Dec 4th from web |
In these troubled economic times, we've switched to serving turkey nuggets at the office Thanksgiving lunch. Also, canned cranberry sauce. 10:11 AM Nov 26th from web |
In these troubled economic times, people ask me "what's your secret?" My answer: 50% leadership, 50% dedication, and 50% street smarts 5:12 AM Nov 25th from web |
There is no sweeter phrase in the english language than "four day weekend" 5:41 PM Nov 24th from web |
My whole weekend has been ruined by Toby's return to the office. Dreading Monday in the worst way... 4:22 PM Nov 22nd from web |
One more cost cutting idea for these trying economic times: effective immediately, birthday cakes will be replaced with cupcakes. 7:54 AM Nov 20th from web |
Another cost cutting idea for these troubled financial times: starting Monday, we'll have pay-per-use bathroom stalls. 8:11 AM Nov 19th from web |
In these trying economic times, corporate has challenged us to come up with innovative ideas. I'm suggesting we sublet our open cubicles. 5:57 PM Nov 18th from web |
In these troubled economic times, we are forced to cut back on certain office perks. First to go: holiday bonus (free box of paper) 7:04 AM Nov 14th from web |
Corporate has asked us to come up with ways to make sure that we're reducing theft in the workplace. My idea: office confessional booths. 5:28 PM Nov 11th from web |
Dwight is insisting that we ban all fine point pens and only use the medium point. He can be such a tool. 6:04 PM Nov 10th from web |
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A moment of panic just set in. With Holly gone, what happens if Toby comes back? I'm going to need some Pepto this afternoon. 9:59 AM Nov 3rd from web |
With Holly out of the office, I'm counting up about 7 hours of free time that I need to fill each day. 9:22 AM Nov 3rd from web |
Management tip on writing reviews: if you have everyone write a self evaluation first, you can just put your name on it & submit. Done! 7:41 AM Oct 31st from web |
Moment of weird timing: corporate just sent a broadcast email warning about workplace relationships. Trying not to be paranoid. 8:55 AM Oct 29th from web |
Watching the 40 Year Old Virgin to get Halloween costume tips. 6:02 PM Oct 26th from web |
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No idea what set Jan off, but her stroller is DESTROYED! 6:26 AM Oct 17th from web |