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gettin in2 backoffice of DC branch Exxon. Eyeless baggage cops to clues there |
Need ideas 4:washin blood from motel6 rug & to:disposin of eyeles rocker & 3: |
I just stabbed a repub operative dressed as a punk rock drummer in the eye. Lev Kind need gin |
I just |
if only you knew what i do: cadre of Dems&GOP cahootin' to bring world's end. how'd you vote then? Gotta go;cop roustin the lawn. mor 2 com |
massacre of da heart. i c snake lines 2 DC pollin place, hope in single file &Im non-grata. hungovr, on lam, enmy of state, citzen no more |
holdin key. ostensbly fits POBOX w/dossier of Lev Kind. Me,Third-person speakin. almos 2 nervous 2 look@who I be pre-amnesia. BUThereIgo |
2 nite henc, i head-butted watcher&scaped. wasin bowels of mayflowr. im not dumb. they let me go. y? maybe2 learn mor of China&deadwhores |
Interogators of 10days past asked: how do U no bout China&The hookers? Says I: huh? BAM; Face-punched. again: huh? again: SMACK. blackness |
IAM Lev kind&Im sobr 5 days, in Va 3 of 'em. No mor blood urine. Best ive felt in 1 yr. flirted w/barista &got free mocha. now da hard prt |
woke up somwhere on opratin table. more latr. gotta keep movin |
had 2 b 3 o' them. ox big. fists-n-bats. i fetaled...sprung! snapped 1 ACL, elbowd 1 xploded nose, then, b4 claimin win, felled black by bat |
hungovr in DC park. brused ribs, broke noz, bleedin insids. Y? got 2 mayflowr hotl, went2 rm 871, knockd, no answr, turnd knob, opened. POW |
@grown ally pourin gin on organs via gullet -tale2tell but pinky typin cause index broke;beg patience&can 1ofu lv me a gun? Where |
Twitter Interruptus: new followers, twiller plot summary @ www.mattrichtel.com/news.php ... now back to our regularly scheduled twiller |
any1 no how 2 stop internl bleedin? must avoid hosptls. |
I am Lev Kind. razed in Slt Lake. Mockd in schl 4 big head. Shavd in Marines. Murdr framed in Colo. KIDNAPPED/TORTRD IN DC. ESCAPED! payback |
cased mflower 2day but b4 i could watergate into rm 871, hotel was visted by obamentourage. barack held 4th 2 press on econmy. agin 2morrow |
G in Gtown = Gin in Georgetown = Im subvertin Earth savin to liver destroyin one glorious cell @ a time.Y do I fear ye truth? Gin slug&a ... |
near DC in BMW w/hangover&plan. 2 stops; room 871@mayflower&PO box on G ST. Ithinks hotel has conspircy clues& box has my ID. lull b4 storm |
