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every character looks fiendish when all you want to do is vomit. |
disneyworld after bad clams=horrible nightmare. |
PS. I'm taking Hailey to DisneyWorld. First time to see Disney ever for either of us. (Early Xmas gift from the inlaws who are coming too.) |
Also, Victor recently bought a cannon. What's really funny about this is that this is actually true and not even made up. A cannon. |
As always, burglers, my giant bohemian father is housesitting and we are heavily armed. Chainsaw/rifle kind of armed. |
Oh, wait. Monday. My itinerary says I'll be back Monday. |
Leaving on a jet plane. Don't know when I'll be back again. |
My dog, I mean. Not Kristen's. Hers is still dead. Please don't send me any more sympathy cards. |
You know what? The dog is fine. Thanks for asking. |
This is precisely why I shouldn't be allowed to twitter. |
No, y'alI didn't kill a dog. I can't believe I'm having to explain this. It was @KristenArnold 's dog that died and I was not involved. |
Holy crap, y'all. My dog is not dead. I don't even *have* a dog. But thank you for the flood of condolences. That was very nice. And weird. |
Rest in peace, doggie. |
@KristenArnold I am very sorry for your loss & for inappropriately laughing at this. http://twitter.com/KristenA... |
http://tinyurl.com/69mk95 Chainsaw bayonet. Because pumpkins are that fucking dangerous. |
http://thebloggess.com/?p=682 Updated. I couldn't even make this shit up. |
I'm probably going to be assassinated for even writing about this: http://thebloggess.com/?p=682 |
@ericaogrady Your phone just accidentally called me and I can totally hear you. You just ordered your dog a taco. |
I think the worst kind of river would be one filled with dead parrots. |
I hate it when my cake gets crazy. http://tinyurl.com/64kbcz (Inappropriate, yet awesome.) |
