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The news is talking about the winter storm that's supposed to hit tomorrow as if it's going to be the apocalypse. ARCTIC BLAST 2008!
Floored by the generosity of Roth's co-workers who threw him a surprise baby shower at work today. Totally unexpected, really thoughtful.
Capriciously grabbed a red velvet cupcake, thinking it was free of chocolate, and thereby avoiding inevitable acid reflux. I AM A DUMBASS.
@sizzlesays Those sheets are adorable. I wish they had them in a more neutral color palette for our baby's nursery. CUTE! And on sale.
I think @christophr mentioned this before, but when I unsubscribe from your e-mails, and you send me one to confirm the change = FAIL!
@RocketJaz Oh sure, if I was at home. :)
For the love of static cling, this sweater dress is driving me insane. STOP STICKING TO MY TIGHTS!
Hey, I'm on iVillage.com today, in "The buzz in the blogs" section!
I wonder if anyone at work would mind if I did the legs up the wall yoga pose, because seriously, I need some ZEN, and STAT.
@RocketJaz Ooh, we're getting WALL-E today. Am sort of excited to see it! Glad to hear your mom is OK! Is she in hospital?
@RocketJaz Have you reached 1,000 updates yet? Also: hi there, good Tuesday morning to you.
@jonniker Have you seen the SNL parody of that video, with Timberlake and Samberg? RIDICULOUSLY HILARIOUS. She's HOT in that, too.
@Keely That sort of reads like the plot of Twilight, actually.
Playing with ElfYourself, decided to include an ultrasound of Scuttlebutt as one of the faces. This might be crossing some line in taste.
@kerrianne We have Skype, too! This means you will totally get to see the baby right after he's born (if you want to, of course). YAY!
Enjoying the solitude of having the house to myself for a couple hours. Drinking coffee, doing laundry, listening to Iron & Wine.
@Keely We watched X Files last night, too. I liked that it wasn't all puppies and rainbows. My hormones can't handle saccharine right now!
@Pigster You need a nap FROM reading Twilight, huh? BECAUSE IT'S SUCKING THE LIFE OUT OF YOU, yes? (Sorry, not a fan.)
@RocketJaz Well, if you're opening it up to other holiday garb, I believe I have a pair of ornament earrings, too. True story!
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