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Note to self: when Sean says "you're drunk, drink some water, go to bed" do not reply "FUCK YOU" and proceed to die on the couch (again).
I do not remember what I was trying to drunk tweet last night... But looks like I failed, huh.
Hey guys! Let's all talkb about what
Sean always seems so OFFENDED when I like music he doesn't. I apologize for not being your clone, husband.
I don't know how much good my new toner is doing, but my face smells like a tangerine, and it's great.
Shit. Repo! The Genetic Opera was playing again this weekend, and I forgot/just remembered to check now. Too late to get to Music Box.
And I'll need electrical tape. Not sure why I don't have any. Was pretty much raised to consider it a necessity. Engineers in the family...
Our computer room has a collection of many slightly broken pairs of good headphones. I wish I had a soldering iron to play Dr. Frankenstein.
Sean always has such nice headphones. I'm listening to music on my generic Creative MP3player earbuds.
Doing some good old data entry. Moving old Cyanotic dates over to the new Drupal site. Not brainy enough to figure out an easier way.
Overall, there is a smell of fried onions.
Whatever @Cyanotic is remixing across the room from me, the lyrics sound like "Bitch in a can! Bitch in a can!" through his headphones.
Drop your panties, Sir William. I cannot wait 'til lunchtime.
Chicago = Stink Onion. I think it fits. http://is.gd/aqZW
What Jesus can't fix tonight, the whiskey certainly might...
Slice tool slice tool slice tool. Bleh bleh bleh. In a good mood for once, why do I have to waste it here!?
@KBarrick That's why I wear a lot of black. No hand-mouth coordination.
There is bruschetta in my cleavage.
@MisterFusion The guy with the meat commercial is my new hero. Search YouTube for him (forget the name), there's tons more.
@OMGfree That was meant to be "brown, blah". But Twidroid is being an asshat on my G1.
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