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Taking my Simvastatin with eggnog still counts, right? |
Turn in your pals. Always be finking. |
@boxee Yes, it was still doing this as of last night. Tried The Daily Show and House. In both cases, it just spun when we hit play. |
Time to shave my 'stache. Always be Lincoln. |
@thedayhascome What do you mean "in the future"? |
Cocktail tip: Always be clinking. *clink* |
I think @Kalli is the new Combover Rover. |
"Listen, kid, don't ever let 'em tell you you tweet too much. Fuck 'em. Now scrub my back, real good. Niice." I'll never forget coach. *sob* |
@lbutlr And I did get the recipe, but having to wait a whole week to get drunk? Lame. #firstworldproblems |
Man, having to explain #firstworldproblems is such a fucking chore. #firstworldproblems |
@lbutlr It's like oh, waah, most of the world doesn't have drinkable water, but mine isn't even *cold*. #firstworldproblems |
@danielpunkass Well, I also have a tattoo, so I guess I'm doubly damned. #firstworldproblems |
@MikeTRose So, chinchillas? |
The secret to tweeting is a near-constant supply of alcohol. If you don't believe me, you're not drinking enough. |
Alas, the magical Christmas tree lights hold no sway over my son's ear infection. So much for magic. Fuck you, Harry Potter. |
Bring us some figgy *pudding*, and bring *it* right *now*, bitch, and I'm-a tap that. #dirtychristmaseuphemisms |
And my peeps aren't coming through with the favrds. #firstworldproblems |
I'm almost out of Syrah. #firstworldproblems |
Hey, brainiac who thought, "Know what this half-hour Dr. Seuss acid-trip story needs? A two-hour Jim Carrey, live-action treatment.": GFYITE |
Latest boxee on Apple TV gets me as far as the episode list in Hulu, but just spins and spins and spins. Not instilling confidence. |
