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keeps dreaming that Raven Symone is perching above my chamber door. |
Day in the life of Sarah Palin. Wiped off lipstick. Ate from the dog dish. Dry humped leg. Got spayed. Attacked toddler (left earmarks). |
Turns out McCain wasn't lying about his tax cuts, he just misunderstood the question. He thought they said "facts cuts." He's for that. |
The first issue of my magazine, Ferdinand, was just released! http://www.ferdinandcc.org/ |
Kienan never would have asked that question. |
He just asked me when the last time I power cycled my computer, because MobileMe Mail's web app is currently unavailable. Seriously. |
Oooh, this latest support representative is a feisty one. Bring back Kienan. I miss Kienan. |
chatting with online MobileMe support representatives is my new favorite pastime. |
Is it just me who keeps hoping to see Barack Obama and Joe Biden share an intimate, tender kiss on the lips? |
Worst iPhone App Ever: http://tinyurl.com/5tvxaf |
Yao Ming's always been tall. 5'5" at age 10. When he was born, his mom had to be taken to the hospital in a limousine. |
Winner of the 2008 "Terry Schiavo Look-alike" Award (of Excellence). |
Goddamnit, I got donut glaze all over the crotch of my pants! How am I going to explain this?! |
Preparing to talk to studio execs about a new reality show idea: Who Wants To Be My Maid? |
@jkottke I'm not quite sure what word you're trying to spell. |
First Sydney Pollack dies, then Yves Saint Laurent, and now Bo Didley? These things really do happen in threes, don't they? |
Of course i don't support machine gun rampages at all. Not even at balloon twisting conventions, kids. |
If i were to ever go on a machine gun rampage, it'd be at a balloon twisting convention. So much more noise! |
I just recorded the most professional fucking outgoing message for my business. 907-260-6300. |
You know that thing your penis does where it pees two streams at once? Mine just did that and hit both goddamn sides of the toilet seat. |
