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@wraptinweb hohoho |
@wraptinweb Just wait till I start on the puns |
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried |
@netmeg More likely. |
@g1smd Just as well...I used to be more tidy, but haven't made the time lately. |
@netmeg I thought I'd seen a few people mentioning it recently.. I agree, it's better, than doing it ourselves. |
Mind you could be the terrible gags from yesterday.. |
Wow - have Twitter been having a clean-up? Lost about 20 followers overnight. |
I'm off now, one last definition of the word 'Adult': 'A person who has stopped growing at either end and is now growing in the middle'. |
Time to give up, when I have to explain them. |
@netmeg Sorry it's a DERV thing..probably doesn't translate across the pond. http://acronyms.thefreedict... |
@netmeg hors d'oevres ? Doesn't that apply to ladies of the night who hang around diesel pumps? |
@SexySEO Married men should forget their mistakes because there is no point in two people remembering the same thing. |
@netmeg Parties..no, always in the kitchen.. ;( |
@SexySEO It's either that or 'I'm just going to try this lingerie on, can you keep hold of this blouse for me' when you're in a store. |
@netmeg The old ones are the best ones...as the cheese-maker said. |
'Multi-tasking'...isn't that women-speak for screwing up several things at the same time. |
@netmeg Thanks for the advice. I'm starting 'Support Bacteria Week' ..after all that's the nearest thing to culture in some people's lives. |
@rossdouglas hahahaha |
@netmeg It's a sitcom day today..but I have to let off a bit of steam somehow. |
