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technosailor @danielthepoet we totally respect the Cowboys. Which is why we will make sure the bird shit that hits your helmets is silver :) 5:07 PM Dec 19th from TwitterBerry in reply to danielthepoet

LisaBarone Every time @sugarrae says she "hearts" rmay another Boxer puppy is neutered. 6:33 AM Dec 12th from web

JeremyHerbel @danielthepoet Conversely, Facebook and MySpace photos could positively affect getting a date 5:41 AM Dec 9th from TweetDeck in reply to danielthepoet

SavvyAuntie @jspepper @whatsnext Oh Nutella rocks! Or that hazelnut stuff they have at Le Pain Quotidien. Or any spread served at an Israeli breakfast! 1:59 PM Dec 8th from web in reply to jspepper

chrisbrogan Looking at my avatar photo close up is worth it. It was fun to shoot just now at Barnes & Noble. People were watching. : ) 6:35 PM Nov 30th from web

graywolf quote of the day: she acts like rae but she's nice 7:39 PM Nov 14th from mobile web

danielthepoet @MandaOtto search party en route, waving wienerschnitzels in the air to draw you out. pop a can o' smoke when you smell meat. 12:14 PM Nov 10th from web in reply to MandaOtto

amoxcalli @savor you need a holster for the iphone so you could whip it out right quick 11:49 AM Nov 5th from twhirl in reply to savor

monostone my step mum said dr. pepper makes her think of greasy middle aged men who still live with their parents. B[ 2:43 PM Oct 13th from TwitterFox

markramsey Just overheard, "Didja hear Arkansas is gonna have the world's largest zoo? "They're gonna put a fence around it." 2:11 PM Oct 13th from txt

copyblogger 25 Ways to Build Your Community by Chris Brogan - http://tinyurl.com/3sv2ne 6:26 PM Oct 9th from web

williamedia I called WaMu today and they told me "Welcome to America's strongest bank" yeah I told them I was OJ in a pretty pink dress 1:31 PM Oct 7th from Twinkle

lyndoman Is Ralph Nadar running this time? And whatever happened to Ross Perot, now those two are Mavericks. Another Maverick was Charlie Manson. 1:21 PM Oct 3rd from web

JeremyHerbel @markramsey Seriously, what kind of tool leaves a voicemail 6:32 PM Sep 11th from twhirl in reply to markramsey

danielthepoet the salt of the earth shall season my crackers. end quote. 9:40 PM Jul 18th from web

danielthepoet if twitter is the canvas and words are the paint, i've definitely run amok somewhere. Amok, i tell you! 9:28 PM Jul 18th from Ping.fm

danielthepoet i found another sainted soul whose twitter updates are witty and delightful. needles in haystacks, you are! 9:24 PM Jul 18th from web

danielthepoet i've always said, if they ever invent Dr. Pepper flavored liquor or laxatives, I'm in BIG TROUBLE. 12:23 PM Jun 25th from web

_boo What I really wanted to say was: "Id rather dig my eyes out of my own skull using a jagged aluminum fork than have you as a client." 12:06 PM Jun 10th from TwitterFox

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