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Dear Bratz, Karma's a bitch. Love, The Moms |
There's nothing like the deeply comforting sound of my son banging his head into the kitchen window over and over and over again. |
My best idea of the day: Commission your artsy teen to do a family portrait, in any style they desire. That's what I just did. |
Too many people in Starbucks. Can't they see I'm trying to WRITE?! |
Only Daddy Warbucks could afford the hot toys this Christmas... http://tinyurl.com/629cuc |
@mamarosa If you need motivation, BLOG FOR ME. Just don't mention heaven, mkay? ;/ |
Just drove past a packed Loveless Cafe. I can't believe people are still stuffing their faces. I feel like a float in the Macy's Parade. |
Cleaned every room in the house yesterday except my bathroom because who's going in MY BATHROOM? Turns out.... EVERYBODY. *sigh* |
@Maria0305 OMG now you can SUE MCDONALDS!! Lucky... |
It is now time to resort to Thanksgiving Cleaning Plan B: Distract parents the moment they arrive and steal their eyeglasses. |
Attention Tire Barn. Thanksgiving is TOMORROW. You are not allowed to be closed TODAY. People have nails in their tires and sh#t. Turkeys. |
@pwilson Back at ya, Turkey! |
I think I'll be supremely annoying today and call everyone I speak with today, "Turkey!" |
@pwilson Back at ya. |
Everyone, you can stop DM'ing me with your concerns and well wishes. @guykawasaki and I have ended our follow feud. We Tweeted it out. |
@guykawasaki Oh that. Well, my husband saw I was your follower and was all, IT'S ME OR GUY KAWASAKI. What could I do, except cry & unfollow? |
It was a dark day when @guykawasaki unfollowed me. I guess he finally found that picture I posted of me sitting on his toilet. |
Having guest bathroom painted, the day before my parents arrive. Bought paint late last night. Now THAT'S procrastination!! |
Thanksgiving week gives me the same feeling that exam week gave me in high school... |
Just read "I Know an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Pie"- Punky was horrified. "Why didn't she just say no thank you?!" she asked at the end. |
