Daycare ladies are spoiling Dylan rotten. "Baby D! Baby D!" they croon, and madly descend on him, while he lies back like a fat, happy CEO. about 2 hours ago from web |
During bathtime tonight Riley curiously asked where my penis was hiding and now I can't get that Crying Game song out of my head. about 3 hours ago from web |
Listening to a wet, windy storm outside and nervously thinking of the billion-story-tall trees around our house. about 5 hours ago from web |
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Trader Joe's: full of delicious frozen enchiladas and self-righteous neo-hippies trying to run you down with their wee little carts. about 8 hours ago from web |
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3 mildly offended Singaporean blog readers and counting. So, note to self: no more jokey references to canings, like EVER. about 13 hours ago from web |
I haven't needed an alarm clock for three and a half years now. *sigh* about 14 hours ago from web |
(Shh. Do you read Breed 'Em and Weep? If you do, let's lend a hand -- at the very least, hit those ads, click click click click click.) 9:45 PM Dec 11th from web |
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DUDE. How many teeth is Dylan going to produce before he's 1yr? He's like a SHARK over here. OH MY GOD I HAVE A SHARKBABY. NEED CHUM HELP. 8:53 PM Dec 11th from web |
An overtired baby is a truly horrific force of nature. Like some drunk guy you think just *might* get dangerous, unless he passes out first. 7:03 PM Dec 11th from web |
Babcenter.com, Your Baby At 10 Months: "Consider vacuuming more often at this stage." WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING BABYCENTER? 4:24 PM Dec 11th from web |
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Every time Excel whines about the Object Library Not Being Recognized, a puppy gets run over by a lawnmower. 11:03 AM Dec 11th from web |
Book on my nightstand called "Potty Trained by Three!" May as well be reading "Travel Back in Time, Erase All Your Foolish Life Mistakes!" 9:01 AM Dec 11th from web |
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Pretending I'm baking these cookies as a festive activity for the 3-year-old. Who is watching TV while I eat spoonfuls of dough. 7:22 PM Dec 10th from web |
I love how my 3-year-old hates loud noises and yet he is CONSISTENTLY the loudest thing in the house/neighborhood/planet. 3:42 PM Dec 10th from web |
I'd go deal with the laundry pile/blatting child/dishes/work email, but I'm calling in gay. Ring ring HELLO DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT MY GAY? 2:07 PM Dec 10th from web |