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The caveman who discovered folding: "I dunno guys, this leaf seems too big to bring back to the ca-HOLY SHIT DID YOU JUST SEE WHAT I DID?!" |
@detweiler If that isn't The Faint Afterparty then I guess you're a liar and it's just the Feigned Afterparty. |
Here's @whuddadumbsn with more on the typo cakes we found tonight: http://twitter.com/whuddadu... |
http://twitpic.com/ug5f - There were THREE of these typo cakes in the bakery. I should buy red frosting and add an MS Word squiggly line ... |
I left myself logged in on @michey312's laptop. She's a nice lady for not making me say I eat tiny owls, put the "best" in bestiality, etc. |
http://twitpic.com/ufeh - This is supposed to be that water tower downtown, but I see it as a tall Galaga ship every time. |
http://twitpic.com/ug5f - Happy Birtday Jesus! Love @wholefoods. |
Haha...you left your account open on my computer. What do you call identity theft on twitter? |
@maryiskickass It was our (your?) gracious host of the party. I figured he didn't like video game jokes about his kids so I kept quiet. |
If you're out drinking and you barely manage to stop yourself from comparing a man's daughter to a Charizard, it's time to switch to water. |
Last night an exec at the old job talked about the pride of teaching his daughter soccer. I almost blurted "Just like training a Pokemon!" |
I love music videos. Come up with a clever idea, then go crazy with it for 3 minutes. They're easy to share, too! http://tr.im/2h0i |
Drinking on my ex-job's dime. Kinda like how after every breakup I sneak into my old gf's apt and take her tv and a handful of underpants. |
While a friend explained her fantastic Christmas bonus, I thought about how one would craft a small bed out of ramen and tears. |
Just bought a package of off-brand teeth whitener. Should I be concerned that it came with a copy of Photoshop "just in case"? |
Alarm Clock Idea: A device that simulates a spider crawling on your leg. Or if that's too expensive: Big Box of Spiders on Your Nightstand. |
Ha! The mysterious new follower I mentioned before is actually an old, non-murderous friend. And her first post is great: http://tr.im/2f6q |
Just got our waitress to say the word "clitoris." That was unexpected. |
@jorenrapini I think they've run out of ideas. There's a limit to how many times characters can "die" or someone can see a scary future. |
