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This season, give her the gift of a what-what. Diamonds are forever, but amirite is righteous.
If forced to choose between _Nurse Afloat_ and _Sea Nurse_, I encourage you to choose _Sea Nurse_.
OMG: "Make your holiday wishes come true with McDonald's®. Enter the McNuggets® of Riches Holiday Sweepstakes."
I thought I could get away with quickly taking off a small-necked sweater while wearing my glasses. Yep. Giant vertical welt on my forehead.
@CcSteff Ooo - a head on a pike would make an excellent tree topper!
Hey, all right! Now this time with perspective!
I enjoy the quavery-singer periods between killing sprees in Fallout *almost* as much as I enjoyed the ones in Bioshock.
There are terrifying, life-sized Santas playing saxophones all over Shanghai.
Drumming up business with a girlier pic. And a furrier pic. Do you like girls? And ironi-furries? My husband does. Get off me.
@gperez Pie? Do they have pie on that street?
@jasabout SO jealous! What's the theme this month?
I'm pretty much just killing time between one cat staring contest and the next.
The dance move that never grows old: the what's that? my pelvis is thrusting? what's going on? do you see this?
To an under-performing Flickr, I say, "C'mon, Flicks, what's up?" To an under-performing Twitter, I say, "Fucking whale..."
@phillygirl Okay, I know it's long, but please consider using the term "kangaroo choo-choo." Maybe even "roo-choo" for short.
@paige We should put our crazy republican dads in a cage match. With a whole mess of buff, angry gays.
Laughing hysterically (again) at a novelty item called "3 piece chicken dinner," which consists of 3 kernels of corn in a small wooden box.
Selected almonds? Okay. Chosen pistachios? That's a little over-the-top, isn't it?
"Animaney, totally insaney / Come back, Shaney / Animaney-acks! (Those are the facts.)"
Wishing that I could go back in time and not watch that Charlie Rose interview of Ian McShane. Come back, Swearengen, come back!
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