 | fayewhitaker soy no-foam 108 degree vanilla chai half-caf with a shot of mint and an extra serving of FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUU 11:12 AM Nov 26th from web |
 | hotdogsladies "Albacore!"
"Salomé!"
"Fuselage!"
"Palindrome!"
"Alopecia!"
"Bruschetta Marie!"
( ♥ hearing Marin moms yell for their kids ) 3:01 PM Nov 21st from web |
 | lonelysandwich I was just invited by mail in the style of a wedding invitation to renew my vows to support traditional marriage. OMG what should I say?! 3:09 PM Oct 22nd from web |
 | crayonbeam has no idea why her neck itches. But it does, and eating cookies so far hasn't solved that, but I'm no quitter. 6:34 PM Oct 6th from web |
 | boegle The end of the 4th quarter and Eating Out victorious over Dinner At Home by 88 points! I don't see DAH getting to semi finals, do you Bob? 9:51 PM Oct 1st from web |
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 | yoz Come find me at Incessant Thumping Overfriendly Camp, 1:30 & Gonorrhea! I'll be the one with the flamethrowing accordion nailed to my groin! 9:13 PM Aug 26th from TwitterFox |
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 | jong I called my parents to express sympathy that their marriage was in danger of falling apart. They had no idea what I was talking about. 3:48 PM May 15th from web |
| hotdogsladies I'm constantly disappointing the lady inside my GPS unit. She says "Recalculating..." in this tone -- like I just pooped the bed. Again. 8:13 AM Mar 18th from web |
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