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Beauty of the yearbook photo tweet: Followers can't tell if it's spam or just a bad joke. Either way it served its evil purpose. |
http://twitpic.com/rsq2 - I was voted most likely to _______. Find your graduating class at classmates.com! |
The afore mentioned tweet that doomed you all - http://bit.ly/ZCjd Now that I think about it, he just might be douche bag enough to join up. |
Imperial FYI: All of you can thank @liesforliars and his disrespectful tweet when your pathetic planet suddenly becomes one with the Force. |
@Bonedwarf - You seem to forget who you're talking to. I'm the Dark Lord of the Sith, not Mother Teresa or Pat Sajak. |
Note to self: Check with Imperial legal and find out if I'm receiving royalties for this. Some of my best work - http://bit.ly/tXeS |
Totally had Tarkin convinced they named Black Friday after me. He was waffling until I whipped out my Vader Master Card - http://bit.ly/UAeh |
@tinearaujo - I know. |
This would never work. I'd just spend all day fiddling with my chest unit. - http://twurl.nl/cavnr7 |
What other 10 yr old can say he was this cute *and* evil all at the same time? - http://twurl.nl/2tkx8o |
Disappointed that Luke won't get to be my flunky. Difficult to make someone your right-hand man after you've cut it off. |
I wasn't around for the fabled celebration when the Empire fell, but I'm told it looked alot like what happened last night, Ewoks & all. |
Had to return from a trip to the Outer Rim. Felt a disturbance in the Dark Side like millions of mavericks suddenly cried out... |
Have honed my Force powers so that kids think I'm giving them Reese's & KitKats when in fact I'm handing out Smartees & dryer lint. Boo-yah! |
Traded my lightsaber in for a shotgun and adjusted my O2 supply so I would fall asleep at important staff meetings. I'm all set. |
Heard through the Imperial grape vine that Dick Cheney is going as me for Halloween. Funny 'cause I'm planning on going as him. |
People are telling me my son has the hots for... his *sister*. Luke my boy, this is a galaxy far, far away, not West Virginia. |
Just got my SMS Joke-of-the-day: "Whadda call a guy with no arms or legs who hangs on the wall? Art Vader!" Not. Funny. |
To all the wannabe Imperials who said Troopers don't have Force powers, true, but they do have something called a blaster. Try looking it up |
To all troopers: When searching for droids with stolen Death Star Battle plans, check behind ALL doors, even the ones that are locked. |
