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Okay, now I get it.
I'm confused
Wait, monkeyhammer, matt?
Sorry, who is this, somehow my aim is on, but I am not :-). So all I see is someone cool has text me
it's official, I can ski!
Tomorrow is the big day, the H will take to the mountains and attempt to ski. I hope my ski instructor is cute, gay, single and STD free!
@evolkween pumpkin, they sounds fantastic!
Today I am dressed like a lumberjack. A gay one. So basically I'm a bear with bad fashion sense.
Steamboat Springs, CO is like I'm living in an episode of "Northern Exposure."
It's been a day in the making, but I have finally arrived in Steamboat Springs, CO. Thank you for flying United.
Denver Observation: I have never seen so many straight women with mullets! Unless there's a lesbian convention in town. This is shocking!
4:18 PM: stuck in Denver. Enjoying some TCBY, the original Pinkberry.
11:09 AM: Flight delayed until 12:30. Did I really wake up at 5 AM for this?
9:53 AM: People lose their senses at the airport. Here, a breakfast of Reeses Pieces & Slim Jims is sufficiant. I wonder what's for lunch?
8:25 AM: At the airport, enjoying a $5 bowl of cereal. Not only is it the most important meal of the day, it's also the most expensive.
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