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7 women + cookie party = Chocolate Nirvana. All we need to do is start drinking the Bailey's and stop adding it to the recipes. Bliss. |
@mublogger Excellent! I'm happy to help. With the tip, I mean. You're on your own for that orgasm. |
In case you don't have plans tomorrow. Do this. http://www.globalorgasm.org/ How else would you ring in the solstice? |
I went to a party and all I got was this damn hangover. |
Paul seems "special". Like where you think he wears a helmet. Daily. http://tinyurl.com/44fver |
@Blogography When you say stuff like that the lovely people at Apple don't give you free stuff. It's like not clapping for Tinkerbell. |
Other things survived: http://tinyurl.com/4wmsub |
The weather looks horrid. Just not horrid enough to cancel school today. It's a "mediocre horrid" that one must endure. |
Survived: the office Christmas party. |
When it rains, it pours assholes right out of the sky. |
20 minutes and counting on the phone with a parent hideously making excuses for her kid. I'm sooo not taking anyone's bullshit today. |
"Adolf Hitler" should NOT be written in frosting. http://tinyurl.com/5h9s4w |
@Neilochka I don't remember any damn singing today at my own high school, but there you have it. |
@veepveep I had to look up Pete Cashmore. Why didn't HE come out of my fortune cookie? Yum Yum Soup, girl. |
My mom's fortune cookie reads: "It tastes sweet." Discuss. |
Saying "I have a pre-hangover" is the same as "I'm getting shitfaced soon". C'mon over, you sexy little whiskey laden eggnog. |
Few phrases scare me more than "I think you can get the blood out of your white sweater" especially when I didn't know it was there. |
I think someone justed asked me out in the comments section of my blog. I'm sorta...ummm. |
Because you're wondering, roofies are $7 a pill. I'm surprised it didn't come with a free condom like a package deal. I'm a marketing whiz. |
Oh. It's gonna be one of THOSE days. I just took a drug price list off a student. Had no idea that percocet was so expensive. |
