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I've been such a bitch today. WTF is in my water? I swear, the entire time my mom was awake I was just picking fights with her from my room. |
My mom has given computer advice to both of her sisters in the past hour. My mom doesn't know how to *open* IE, let alone use it. |
Got an email from netflix and actually cheered. Can now watch movies instantly on a Mac. YAY |
putting on false eyelashes makes me feel like a pretty, pretty princess. As do the Cinderella hair ribbons. Almost makes up for a burnt bird |
dropping the turkey into the brine while trying to drain it? not my best moment, or a fun way to start the day. |
my car battery won't stay charged. but i really don't think it's my alternator for various reasons. poop. |
@Kimli You're always sassy! |
grr, my mom gets mad when shit happens to me as if it were her misfortune. got fired, got robbed x2, she flips like it happened to her |
@no_more_itching thanks! i'll have to look into atopic and xerotic eczema. i've never had this problem before and it's really bothering me. |
this happened while i was in hospital. neighbor was burgled before too. this is my second time. lost ipod, fm thing and jumper cables before |
car was ransacked. again. stole my puma bag full of clothes, toiletries and whatnot. along with new undies. fuckers. all after i was fired. |
Just got fired. All because I was sick and my boss called for an ambulance, setting in motion a string of bad events. Fuckers. |
Oh dear, a pretty big earthquake in Indonesia. Tsunami warning site is all kinds of not working. Hope everything is okay. |
bitching about people verbing their nouns. Does it never end? |
My skin is incredibly dry all over. And itchy. And flaky. Especially my forearms, eyebrows and scalp. I am very uncomfortable with this. |
My cat is snoring, softly. I've never heard a cat snore before, and it's really the cutest thing ever. |
30 cans of tuna, 15 in water and 15 in oil, cool whip and Trojan Magnum condoms. Dreamt about it last night and still think it's funny. |
Uhm. My dad just found my vibrator. Did it just get really weird in here? |
Oh no, the debate killed Twitter for a few minutes! #current |
McCain is afraid to sit down in the background...he may not be able to get back up #current |
