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I'm so judgy. Turns out big girl is mixing/rolling/baking the cookies all by herself. Cause she knows I don't want to. Her x-mas gift to me.
OK - I have to bake lots of cookies with the kiddos. And be festive. All I *really* want to do is read. And drink tea. And snuggle. FOREVER.
@CityMama Oh, you know I'm seething. And wishing you lovely parent conversation while you are trapped.
@adamkirkwood I fucking hate it when I die while trying to be rescued from a mass zombie attack.
Levi, this morning: Only one school day until Christmas!!! (and he's not wrong)
Reading The Hunger Games. SOOOOOO good.
@VDog Good morning, sunshine!! Hope your day is delightful!
@adamkirkwood @provocateurx - pretty sure this is a DM topiic! (Trying not to think about the subject matter of this string! Sheesh!)
@love_drunk Happy, happy day to you! (So THIS is the day your light started shining! This is a good day!)
Generations of superior breeding culminated tonight when my Maddy said, "Hey! That smells just like one of *MY* farts!" (me, dabbing tears)
@provocateurx Oh, honey. I'm sorry she's lame. I guess it's time to make up rumors about her. It will make her seem more interesting.
at the elementary school play right now. all i can say is WOW.
@CityMama http://tinyurl.com/6ooju8 - Moon in my room. it's not stuffed, but looks cool!
There is a Christmas tree laying on it's side on my back deck. Like a holiday hit man came a callin.
Brilliant. And sexy. http://tinyurl.com/6moej6
Soy cafe au lait from Pete's is shockingly great. I'm officially a convert.
Last meeting of the day. Happy but sick. And a little gassy. And my nose is Rudolph red. But I'm happy!
@chezvalentine Are you going to be one of those families with only the top half of he tree decorated? That'll be sweet! =-)
Lozenges, $1.50. Theraflu, $6.99. Tissues, $2.39. Getting the flu on my second day of my fabulous new job SUCKS ASS. Big time. Fuck.
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