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I wonder if Japanese visitors to the Museum of Flight are disappointed it isn't scarier. |
In the car.
Hank: Mom, can I have the iPod?
Karen: It's the weekend. Don't you want to talk to Daddy?
Hank: Daddy, can I have the iPod? |
Supposed to go to the company '80s-themed holiday party tonight. But there's a chance we'll just keep driving until we get to Vancouver. |
@tacomachickadee @gritcitygirl Karen and Hank also made chocolate chip cookies. Starting to get a little weird now... |
@Tony_D That's just typical tabloid journalism. The truth of the matter is I was thrown out for dope. Pinching butts was low on the list. |
Oh, like your family doesn't play the game where you chase each other around the house and try to pinch each other's butts with the tongs. |
Making Hank more hotdogs, by popular demand. |
@luomat I think you'll find those dates pretty meaningless come the Robot Apocalypse. |
If you can listen to "Luck Be A Lady" and not want to sock Joey Bishop in the mouth, you don't deserve to be headlining at the Sands. |
Removing the holiday filter is the new rummaging through closets. |
@standupkid No, it works the other way around. You only get partial credit. |
This was billed as a "meat-lover's calzone" but that's only half the story. I also love dough. The tomato sauce I can take or leave. |
@mluedke OH, GOD, YES.
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Dammit! Is this thing still on?! |
Dear god, I'd like to plow Miss Rosa from PBSKids.
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Wait, is this thing on? |
Hank, calling on the intercom from downstairs: How do you say "doctor" in Japanese?
Me: Isha.
H: OK, bye.
Me: OK. Love you!
H: Bye. |
@hotdogsladies I bought four! |
Apparently I was doing it wrong. #6wordepitaph |
@catheybleu Yeah, pretty soon my car's going to be old enough that I won't care and I'll just fucking jam it into the space, sparks flying. |
Douchitus bagitus. http://tr.im/1w5j |
CNet Headline: "After a layoff, the coping begins." Very true. You know what else begins? Liquor and hating cheesy copy editors with jobs. |
