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terrycojones Looks like Twitter just did a mass cull of accounts. Follower count down by 6%, all of which seem suspended accounts. 6:27 PM Dec 18th from web

anocelot Ew! "I lost 60 lbs. Free samples here." 6:51 PM Dec 15th from mobile web

anocelot Whew! I managed to escape from the sanrio store with my maculinity. 6:49 PM Dec 15th from mobile web

shaine Daughter: why is money called tender? Mom: because it hurts when you take it out. 11:56 AM Dec 14th from txt

shambleyqueen I delight in smiling and saying 'Merry Christmas' to grumpy people 11:50 AM Dec 14th from txt

anocelot The cute little angel picking her nose totally upstaged everything going on up on stage. :) 11:37 AM Dec 14th from mobile web

josiah My little sister just used "full qwerty keyboard" in a sentence. My work here is done. 10:37 AM Dec 14th from twitterrific

TenNapel Saw my friend Scott Derrickson's movie Day The Earth Stood Still - Green Scare is the new Red Scare. 2:54 PM Dec 13th from web

josiah 'Ever been in a european car? No leg room. They're all tiny over there, don't have enough steroids in their beef.' 4:07 PM Dec 10th from txt

andycaster Today's rainy weather reminds me of the classic children's rhyme as told by Andrew Dice Clay. "Rain, Rain, f off". Ah memories. 5:37 AM Dec 10th from TwitterBerry

sjborch @doctorlinguist "When Cameron was in Egypt's land.. Let my Cameron go..." 10:17 PM Dec 9th from web in reply to doctorlinguist

mousewords @shaine Synesthesia when schnockered? I can't thay it. 8:59 PM Dec 9th from web in reply to shaine

mousewords Finding it very funny that I opted *not* to go to a Christmas party tonight. So I stayed home and got schnockered. 8:42 PM Dec 9th from web

hotdogsladies I just pray that the bailouts can help these poor folks sell us more cars we can't afford. Wait. What now? 2:26 PM Dec 4th from web

Hoshichan @shaine you too??? we're always joking about that. "Wait just a sec, I've GOT to tell the internet about this..." 8:57 PM Dec 3rd from twitterrific in reply to shaine

bs Self-Induction: When waiting for the elevator, always assume someone's getting out before stepping in. 9:16 PM Dec 2nd from Tweetie

josiah should not be hired as an alarm clock 5:02 PM Dec 2nd from web

KFINEWS M.D. GM? Or a specialty? Do you grade us at KFI in our grammar, semantics, morphology and such? Just kidding. 5:30 PM Nov 30th from web

KFINEWS Hey Doctor Linguist. Why that name? (Linguist) KFI 5:15 PM Nov 30th from web

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