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@stephencolbert me |
@OldDirtyBtard <3 @ U, </3 @ Opiate Withdrawal. |
@LadyNigelia No, you're evil for different reasons. |
LOL @ Blagojevich getting arrested: http://tinyurl.com/5dtdxj |
@hobbesie welcome to opiates |
@6 pics |
@killhamster ilu |
I love dentists. They're like legal drug dealers who are just out of pot. |
@crosberg there was no cooking or gas. I was disappointed |
@crosberg Organized rebellion. |
@flagtothefloor I'm sure the slapaho tribe missed you. |
@olddirtybtard but I heart you. |
21 vicodins.
Mmmmmm. |
@ladynigelia saaaaaaaad |
Hooray emergency dental visit in the snow |
@6 Welcome Home. Lake Tahoe is a scary lake. It's like aliens dropped it down from nowhere. |
The phrase "I get more ass than a toilet seat" rubs me the wrong way. Does that make me racist? |
@crosberg deep breaths and keep your legs moving. That's how I deal. |
@hobbesie viva la penguii |
@6 I only have one of those things. |
