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"You know, when I think about it, I can't believe I used to go to bed with him" --My mom, about my dad |
Majel Barrett, the voice of the Star Trek computer, and Gene Roddenberry's widow, died today. |
I had to call Iraq's embassy...the phone just rang and rang, they don't even have voicemail...what a metaphor. |
I swear, the Co-Op on Alhambra is an Underground Railroad for hipsters...I see new ones there every day |
Dear people who type "&" instead of the word "and," congrats. You can write like a third grader AND save two keystrokes at the same time! |
"A lot of people take their feet for granted. To them I say 'try walking on stumps.'" - my mom |
Just finished my last final, my freedom hath begun |
Best band name ever: IDCWSMC: I Don't Care Who Stuffs My Cunt |
Today's question for those with dementia: "Why is the kitchen covered in a fine powdery layer of rat poison?" |
@SarieJo Nah, fighting like a woman in Iraq is when you throw your burqka at someone. |
"I feel like my body is blowing up like a giant circus tent" -my mom |
@zerographer I don't charge money, I do it for the joy of the work |
Someone murdered the homeless guy that lived under the overpass near my work...there's crime scene tape up and everything, poor guy. |
Weird trivia for the night: FedEx stores don't sell stamps |
Coffee + trackpad = narrowly averted epic fail |
Whoa. I can make my phone take a picture of wherever it is via the Web. I'm sure that'll come in handy if it's ever stolen. |
Holy crap Symbian is awesome. I just installed a fully functioning web server on my phone. |
I'm being really rude to my dad today — ever since he said he wanted to put my grandma in a home I can no longer treat him as a human being.... |
"you give him that popcorn, he'll think he's got a pack of beavers eating out his guts" --my mom |
I'm sorry, but I just can't take a company seriously that uses the font "Papyrus" in any of their marketing materials. |
