The road to mental clarity turned out to be: warm big socks, table surface, hot buttery toast, light, music and fuzzy pink bathrobe. 11:05 PM Dec 7th from web |
Finally working - alert, awake, and purposeful - after what feels like weeks of unfocused frustration. 11:00 PM Dec 7th from web |
Two fonts walk into a bar. Bartender says, "we don't serve your type here" so they call the serif. Ahaha! 7:05 PM Dec 2nd from txt |
Dealing with profound loss by watching White Chicks on cable at 5 AM. 5:00 AM Nov 29th from web |
Mom read us funny things we said as kids this weekend. It's raining: "the sky peed." 11:04 AM Nov 9th from txt |
No line where I voted. 0 people ahead of me. Walked in, voted, walked out. 1:09 PM Nov 4th from txt |
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Upset by the lack of Internet, chocolate at the gym. 6:46 PM Nov 3rd from web |
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Did all the TSA people dress up as cops for Halloween? Flying on Oct 31 surreal! 9:10 PM Oct 31st from txt |
Reenacted the film Jacob's Ladder this weekend in a way you would not expect. 12:55 PM Oct 20th from web |
Self-challenge: go for 1 week without using a single exclamation point when communicating online. 2:28 PM Oct 14th from web |
Crazy lady on the street asks, "are you ready to go to the big, black galaxy?" 8:02 PM Oct 10th from txt |
I'm such a bad driver that having an Obama bumper sticker will hurt his campaign. 1:44 PM Oct 9th from web |
I am going to get a McCain bumper sticker and drive like an asshole. 1:43 PM Oct 9th from web |
"The perception of beauty is a moral test." - Henry David Thoreau 12:28 AM Oct 5th from web |
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Overheard at work: "I'm about to go from 0 to BITCH in three keystrokes." 5:43 PM Oct 1st from web |
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Tonight's business hotel thoughtfully included "KY Intrigue Personal Lubricant" in their welcome package. Great! 1:03 AM Sep 4th from txt |