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Is yoga supposed to make you feel better? GOOD LORD.
Stacey London just said "They do do dual duty" and I giggled like a six year old.
The world would be a better place if everyone ate the praline spread from my favorite cafe.
My husband just called me- Willa is finally asleep- in the car- so not helpful.
My child did not nap today. You know, the day when I'm really stressed out and in pain. Yeah.
@jgoldner Or, maybe I was thinking about you.
Migraine and my kid won't nap. Also, still feeling helpless.
Dear universe, please stop shitting on my friends. Love, Torrie
Yoga did not make me feel better.
My husband is forcing me to go to yoga.
Realizing that sometimes I can be really ungrateful. Counting my blessings.
I feel helpless.
Does anybody know where I can find Bernard Madoff? I'd like to punch him right in the fucking nuts. I hope he rots in prison.
Loving Tweetdeck. Thanks @Cecilyk!
Also, "dag nabbit".
I've decided to use the word "tarnation" more often.
How come there's no Shorty Award for complaining? I would totally win that shit.
I was so exhausted last night. Tried to go to bed early. Then,the toilet clogged,the cat vomited, and the kid woke up screaming at midnight.
Which Twitter application should @ilovegas use for his IPhone?
We are driving through horrible rain and my heart is in my throat.
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