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@vanadium Watch out. Foie Gras quickly becomes an addiction.
Good morning starshine.
@JessicaGalliart It's not only safe, it's perfect for work. PFW.
The IT staff apparently says "Goodbye" by farting in my office. Good to see you too!
The cake is a lie.
One life to the next.
The easy way is what you take when the hard way wouldn't be any fun. But sometimes, the hard way? Worth it.
Why am I doing two things at once? Because you can't do three.
@riebschlager I read toast as turkey. It's a problem I have. Makes ordering breakfast really hard.
@riebschlager He built a ladder + pulley contraption that allowed him to lower the turkey into the oil at a safe distance.
@riebschlager Depends on what kind of turkey. For a fried one, he used a ladder. I am 100% serious.
Hudsucker Proxy, Life Aquatic, Being There, Chasing Amy, Reservoir Dogs.
Facebook needs an option to add someone as a "friend". In quotes.
They should sell a GI Joe & Barbie set. Barbie comes with a rape whistle and mace.
Look, if the way you engineered something means a basic template requires 326 queries, you have fucked up. Satchmo, I'm looking at you.
Something apparently thought that sticking an advertisement at the end of a wake-up call was a good idea.
Sleep? Sir, I think you've forgotten who you're taking to.
I know inner peace is bullshit, but outer peace always seemed doable.
"Life" is a much better show than it should be.
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