"Just looking at your history / You're like the girl in 'Misery'." about 18 hours ago from web |
I feel such camaraderie with Kanye when he sings "You're just a spoiled little L.A. girl." about 18 hours ago from web |
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So you're sayin it wasn't a compliment when you said I act like Peter Pan? Huh. about 20 hours ago from web |
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The terrorists have won if you say "the terrorists have won" one more time. 4:25 PM Dec 2nd from web |
The Evil Starbucks Lady just stared at me like I hadn't showered in two days. How did she know? 11:20 AM Dec 2nd from web |
Trying to decide what to read at the "True Sex Confessions" event I've been asked to read at. This is a disaster waiting to happen! 7:15 PM Dec 1st from web |
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"brand" is to marketing what "content" is to media. i hope we come up with better terms for both soon. 5:48 PM Nov 29th from web |
Just got my paycheck from Radar mag. While dying and slow, mass media is still loyal. 2:32 PM Nov 28th from txt |
You fight for a lifetime to have people think you're shrewd, and once someone says it, you realize it's probably an insult. 8:27 PM Nov 27th from web |
Life is a constant balance between Tipping Point and Jumping The Shark. 7:25 PM Nov 27th from web |
Today is my one-year anniversary of living in NYC. You owe me a drink. 3:03 PM Nov 26th from web |
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"FUCK YOU, I WILL DO WHAT YOU TOLD ME!" (adapting Rage Against The Machine for a life in big media) 6:23 PM Nov 24th from txt |
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My idea to save the banking system: public restrooms in all ATM storefronts. $2 service fee. 1:47 PM Nov 24th from txt |
Need to get a puppy before the Obama's do, before everyone jumps on the bandwagon. 3:16 PM Nov 22nd from web |
"Blame it on the Falun Gong." -actual lyric on "Chinese Democracy" 3:06 PM Nov 20th from web |