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Dear Air Guitar Dude, Here is your "I'm not getting laid tonight" shirt. Now please go home. Kthxbai about 8 hours ago from txt |
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:) Just stirred my afternoon coffee with my pen because I'm too lazy to get up and find a spoon. about 15 hours ago from web |
@iowardioguy Sadly for you, a trip to el bano was not something you were craving. Good luck with the premature death, etc. ;) about 16 hours ago from web |
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If you like yourself at all, you will go to @marscafe right now and pick up a bag of their Holiday Blend. Your mouth will thank you. about 19 hours ago from web |
Apparently my Little Sis and I are just too cute to put online. ;) about 19 hours ago from web |
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Little Sis to cop as we're shopping: "O.k., I just have to know, do cops really only like donuts?" (Cops donated the $ and shopped w/kids) about 20 hours ago from web |