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Told by Michigan Ave Apple Store staff they "no longer carry" FW400 to FW800 adapters. Reaching new levels of Stupid. 5:59 PM Dec 4th from Twinkle |
Put my dog down today. On the plus side, I just got a voicemail saying I won $300 worth of laser hair removal. I don't know why. But okay. 3:56 PM Dec 3rd from twitterrific |
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So much traffic. Contemplating using Soubd Machine on iPhone, blasting through car speakers, plus flashing lights to impersonate police car. 4:12 PM Dec 2nd from Twinkle |
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Eyed by two Homeland Security patrol cars, but managed to make it away without being sent to Gitmo. A successful trip in my book. 11:34 PM Dec 1st from Twinkle |
(Fed building is home of Barack's tranisition office, constantly surrounded by an army of weapon-wielding presidential henchmen.) 11:30 PM Dec 1st from Twinkle |
Had to drop something at CBOT, which is across from fed building. Careful not to look suspicious- I'm the only one roaming Loop at 1:30am 11:28 PM Dec 1st from Twinkle |
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Character on Boston Legal: "The only show unafraid to have its stars over 50 is Bo...gee, I can't say it with, um...I'd break the wall." 8:13 PM Dec 1st from twitterrific |
Okay, um, best to save the shower for home. Steam and viewing angles do not adequately conceal explicit body parts, as movies suggest. #gym 5:50 PM Nov 30th from Twinkle |
They have a machine that simulates going up stairs. And they said I was crazy when I walked backwards on the escalator. #gym 5:47 PM Nov 30th from Twinkle |
Slip and fall off eliptical machine while working out next to cute girl. Check. Okay, my night is complete. Time to hit the showers! #gym 5:44 PM Nov 30th from Twinkle |
Nope, gym management verified "sexual orientation" is not a component of membership demo. Indeed, plenty of scantily-clad girls roaming. 4:21 PM Nov 30th from Twinkle |
#gymtweet Guys carelessly strolling locker rooms grossly underdressed. Concerned I may have misinterpreted this gym's target demo. 4:16 PM Nov 30th from Twinkle |
Life is so shitty at the moment, I'm about to try something scary to relieve stress that I once thought was unimaginable: go to a gym. Eek. 3:33 PM Nov 30th from twitterrific |