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scottsimpson Is it still considered "a cappella" if it's just me singing alone? In the bathroom stall? And not singing but crying? And maybe not alone? 12:02 PM Dec 18th from Birdhouse

Harry_Mueller Why is of so hard to get someone at Best Buy to sell me a new TV? 9:37 AM Dec 18th from Twittelator

eastd http://twitpic.com/t249 - 2nd shot 4:48 AM Dec 15th from TwitPic

captainslim @AirPigz Trislander? 5:35 PM Dec 14th from twitterrific in reply to AirPigz

twittelator Best Father-Son read aloud book we enjoyed this year: Michael Chabon's Summerland (kind of Neil Gaiman for Kids) 11:54 AM Dec 14th from Twittelator

Mercuralis Power outlets in this house are all looser than two dollar whores. 5:52 AM Nov 16th from twitterrific

PBones You know who never needs an abortion? Homosexuals. Can't Republicans find some way to make that work? 5:11 AM Nov 16th from twitterrific

DaveHamilton "Fruit company seeking self-centered, egotistical jackass to aimlessly decide the fate of small-businesses and sole proprietorships." 7:58 AM Oct 17th from twitterrific

JeffQuestad Reality show idea: 12 computer users, with porn and cash from a Nigerian treasurer, in a penis enlargement race. Call it "American Inbox" 9:07 AM Oct 4th from twhirl

hotdogsladies Even when nothing is broken, syncing multiple Macs is like managing a few smart people; each has their quirks and it's still a LOT of work. 7:08 AM Jul 25th from web

adamengst @geoffduncan You're safe as long as you avoid French kissing. :) Anyway, last I knew, you and I and Tonya had no cavities, so we're all OK. 2:44 PM Jul 18th from web in reply to geoffduncan

fireland How much do you have to pay a cop to forget he saw a bloodstained Tickle Me Elmo stuffed with opium? Wikipedia is like zero help over here. 11:36 AM May 16th from web

captainslim Heading across the Atlantic to Cologne. I hope Germany isn't out of beer. 4:18 AM May 15th from Hahlo

toni_nh I say 20 words in English. I say $, $, $, & I say hot dog! I say yes, no & I say $, $, $ and I say turkey sandwich & I say grape juice. 1:20 PM Mar 25th from web

flargh @RandomMaccess unfortunately, I hear the only march on washington that semester was for NAMBLA. 11:39 AM Feb 29th from twitterrific in reply to RandomMaccess

lonelysandwich Confession: I eat the garnish. It's like a whole other appetizer for free. 12:33 PM Feb 26th from web

jgamet 2 months of recyclables in my house, and i still can't get the trash company to deliver my bins. crazy! 5:43 PM Dec 2nd, 2007 from web

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