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"The stalking list... err, is that for everyone?" |
"How much are we paying whats-his-name for smack?" "errrrm...." |
"Can we use weasels then?" "Yes." "Can we use rats as well?" "Yes." |
"I don't know if I can give my alternative future self the key!" |
"Hey baby, I want your stone!" "And then the sex commences." "Was that 'stone' or 'scone'?" |
"Do you dress up and steal sweets from kids on your grandad's birthday?" "Yeah, I do for everyone's birthday" |
bearing a freesheet, quoting "Ryanair says if its scheme work its entire fleet will be fitted with tiny masts." |
Entering the office with a stack of parcels: "Hey everybody, Santa's here!" "Oooh, bills!" "So it's only Christmas for one of us." |
followed by "No one will ever need a z-index larger than 640!" |
I don't know, I just pick arbitrarily large numbers for z-index values. |
"Those green things are chroniton particles in temporal flux" |
"They look like miniature Mick Hucknalls." |
"Have you considered setting up your business in Belgium?" "Which part of Belgium?" |
I'm *sure* there's a scene that doesn't have nipples in |
Is that Chris de Burgh? |
She does this every day at 6pm |
backups... what's an arsebundle? |
why are we listening to Dan's music when he'd not here?
'cause he's got good taste?
[cue meryl streep/mama mia] |
"new intern! get 3 extra productivity tokens!" |
"transport fail london" |