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My phone is full of texts from four men flirting. I text back agreeing to a second date from the only one who is not married or medicated. |
Unexpected siesta: In NYC sprawled on my hotel bed with a broken laptop. Munching almonds, waiting for my attorney to return my call. |
Speaking to 600 people. Friend said, "I knew a guy who did speeches with 5 minutes preparation." I said, "No way!" But now that's what I do. |
Bad news: We're in a recession. Good news: It started last December, which means I've successfully run a start-up in a recession for a year. |
Investors just agreed to fund my company. Hooray! And I'm thankful. But terms of investment remind me of British cutting deals with Indians. |
I needed more people to launch my blog redesign yesterday than I did
to launch a Fortune 500 site in 1995. http://blog.penelopetrunk.com |
My six-year-old son says, "I want to own my own company when I grow up." Me: "I own my own company now." Son: "Mom! I don't mean a website!" |
In NYC. My chin is peeling. MAC make-up counter says, "You can't cover that up. Cover-up only covers up things that don't need covering." |
I just remembered tooth fairy duties and I don't have any quarters. So I steal four from my son's piggy bank and put them under his pillow. |
The divorce details are almost over and almost always boring. I sit in my lawyer's office, eating M&M's and playing with his Magic 8-Ball. |
The worst part of being a CEO is having to pitch a different investor each day. The best part is never having to change my outfit. |
Living in WI makes me out of date: A NYC friend says "Do lasers, duh," when I tell her the waxer in WI leaves hairs where mouths should be. |
Investor tells me don't stop writing about investors. It makes you differentiated, he says. And he says, Would that be a good pickup line? |
@ryanstephens What's interesting about my twitterank is that I had no idea I was tweeting it and I have no idea how to get it down. Crap. |
my Twitterank is 208.54! http://twitterank.com/?u=pe... |
Private beta launch at Brazen Careerist. We all go bowling to celebrate. Ryan & Ryan want to bowl for stock. Fine, because I know they suck. |
Pitching to investors for our 2nd round of funding. I have a migraine. Does passing out while pitching show weakness or extreme commitment? |
On a 400-person phone call where I talk with Guy Kawasaki, I am trying to decide if people will notice that I have gone to the bathroom. |
My first vote in a swing state and I'm short one proof of residence. I go home and get divorce papers: One more vote for Obama in Wisconsin. |
The cat's mewing proudly with a mouse flailing loudly at our front door. No more nightcap blog post: Mouse squeal is too gross. I go to bed. |
