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@leahjones -- RIGHT? i just saved myself a draft reminder today to write a note to ron. it's CHICAGO, people!!
@stoopidgerl -- i've always preferred ho-hos. but they're dangerous. i can put two away without even realizing i've eaten whipped lard.
@BigGroveWalker -- is it me, or does vilsack sound ... ball-sy?
rogue wave is so insanely awesome on a snowy day. or ever. but definitely on a snowy day.
smussyolay these are some of my favorite ... words: i always forget what my favorite words are until i.. http://tinyurl.com/5mllm4
smussyolay you guys!: ummm. margaret at chicago stories wrote a novel. and it's great. and i read it i.. http://tinyurl.com/5f6krm
@marcusisabadass -- RIGHT!?!? that's a big thing that the CTA gets a big red bow for this year.
@guykawasaki -fun facts: you can die from quitting alcohol cold turkey (not the others), & valium & alcohol work the same in the body.
@marcusisabadass -- envious that i didn't go. but i have to say, the hideout is in public transportation no man's land.
@guykawasaki -- phone. there are plenty of people i talk to on the phone who aren't twitterized.
@JessiO -- i *will* pay it, and i'm trying to find out if i can, since i'm technically not a 'neighbor.'
@sugarjones -- i guess the nat'l fed of the blind is pretty pissed. i'd like to think if i were blind, i'd be okay w/it. i'll miss her.
@FartSandwich -- i'm EXACTLY the same way. everyone else in my family goes both ways. in the fart/burp departments, that is.
@sugarjones -- do you have the link to that article? i know i have the same 'phenomenon of craving' to sugar that i do to alcohol. crazy.
@marcusisabadass -- p.s. i don't know what it means to 'karaoke someone's ass.'
@marcusisabadass -- what song? what song! i love me some gin blossoms. i'll karaoke anyone's ass on some 'hey jealousy.'
@BrentDPayne -- actual REAL apple cider ferments. when i was in college, my buddies did it so they could get drunk. sad, but true.
why do i love the word hobo so much?
I know it's an elaborate lie my mind repeatedly tells me, but sometimes I think I am in the wrong place at the wrong time. I'm not, right?
@bportseasoning -- okay. i just want to put in my vote for how delicious it is. i guess my version is just known as .... hot spiced cider?
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