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So. Tired.
I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish.
@mcglk I look forward to it; please don't stop.
@michaelmcdaniel When I say everyone, I mean everyone.
I hate everyone.
The Little Dude wants to sleep with his reindeer themed toddler towel. It's cute, but he's going to have bad hair tomorrow.
At Nutcracker with my Lovely Wife, the Little Dude, and my mom.
Why do I feel guilty asking for help when I'm getting sick and the Little Dude's been up for nearly four hours?
They make pomegranate 7-up.
Nobody I want to talk to wants to talk to me.
@lonnon There is damned rightness, and it is in you.
There is ruling, and it is done by me.
I'm very distressed with the quality control in Cap'n Crunch. My Peanut Butter Crunch has as much as 30% non-round cereal units. Waah.
Now, where were we? Oh, yeah, suffering endlessly because of other's stupidity. That's where we were.
Have I ever mentioned how much I hate someone misbehaving and then getting mad at me because there's a consequence? Especially twice.
@jwz Shaken Moron Syndrome, I think.
@icebluenothing Dude, if you've got nine messages in your inbox that need attention, then you're at inbox nine. Don't sugarcoat.
Anyone remember Michael Coney? _Friends Come in Boxes_?
They want to check the purity of your mind. Please go think into this cup.
@cburnham Twisted people like to twist words.
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