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Listening to a couple of typical yuppies yammer about jobs & cars. Public transport always brings new insights into the lives of the insipid
fluorides off to work
@middleclassgirl Send her off to the BBC for some accent training
@NickHodge There are more worthy wankers out there, but I guess this one is a soft target
What is the obsession with a drug addict playing AFL? Sheesh. He's not even that good looking
Aussie dollar has gone up by at least 2 cents against US dollar since interest rate announcement (a couple of hours ago now?)
@NickHodge Not yet anyway - I will remain alert and not alarmed
Panadol marketed as a tool to help keep your appointments after a big night out? lulz
Bonjour. The US has cut their official cash rate to 0.25%. and news of more debt emerges. How much more debt can the US economy support?!
Au revoir *dissipates into the firmament*
@mpesce Yes, need to find the right moment. It will probably end up being New Years Ever or something
Two Bombay Sapphire for 20 pounds *sighs*
Am looking forward to opening Grey Goose - never tried it. Still disappointed silly liquid laws prevented cheap Bombay purchase at Heathrow
@middleclassgirl Yes, vodka is my drink of the moment. I was getting a bit bored of gin
@artywah Thanks for the offer, but it's my precious *strokes bottle inappropriately*. Saving it for some unspecified special event
@mpesce I bought the Smirnoff as I attended a party full of cheap early 20-somethings last weekend. I ain't bringing my good vodka to that
Hmmm I have near full bottles of Gordon's Gin, Bombay Sapphire, Grey Goose and Smirnoff on my shelf top. Gin and vodka slut much?
Your top five words: think, work, good, guten, yes.
Thank the many deities Eurovision is fading slowly in my Tweet cloud
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