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@gurleygurl you my friend..are teh awesome |
Twittr Genius award; a three month Netflix membership, a new green bong and a thatched yurt to write a 140 chracter dick/fart joke. |
I know how the Greeks feel. Once you get a good riot going, the momentum kinda keeps you going. Like dating a psycho |
poetry's a penitentiary, the track is visitation; the Sentences is life, I'm like Chief up in this demonstration- |
@jensized I can tell it was well over a year ago when they came down my street. The cars in the DW are the people who used to own my house |
@taterhead I live in High Point Terrace and it seems pretty good over there |
@jensized = Ron Artest |
@jensized clearly this is more of that terrible persecution of Mormons by those scary gays. |
@youngamerican ask Shoals if basketball is better without Michael Jordan- |
@youngamerican ask Shoals why of all players did Darko sparked his attention? |
Hey you! yeah, the fat guy in the sweater vest! all the thin people can see what you're trying to do there, not fooling anyone lard-ass |
If I get terminal cancer..baconnaise is the top of the list, next to skydiving & high fiving the Dalai Lama |
@ EvanDando its really not a big shame about ray; I heard the guy banged your sister..and Winona Ryder |
instead of christian-themed cards I plan on using simple white cards reading "Happi Brfday Baby Jezus!" in Windings font- Problem solved! |
Nearly arrested when I asked an elderly woman if she wanted to see my "stimulus package" |
@knots got a Twitter Grade of 95/100 from @grader. See: http://twitter.grader.com/k... and no one should care |
frustrated by the rumors that I am an asshole & pretentious However, counter rumors persist that I've never intentionally killed a kitten |
@jensized the ticket does not fuck arround. |
@taterhead http://twitpic.com/qnup - @taterhead peanut butter jelly time! where day at? There he go! peanut butter jelly time |
@taterhead peanut butter jelly time! where day at? There he go! peanut butter jelly time |
