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I am going to name my next dog Michael J. Fox. |
My new hair cuttist plays excellent music. Pixies, Flaming Lips, Radiohead to name a few. |
I have learned tonight that you do not fuck with seniors playing bingo. I'd feel safer burning an American flag at a Toby Keith concert. |
Someone just threw a snowball at me on Facebook. They need an option for an escalated response like, "Punch them in the nose". |
@mint910 My most favorite show in a long, long time...Mad Men. It's dark chocolate for the eyes, ears, and brain. |
When you think you've seen every episode of a given show, it is a delightful treat to find out you're wrong. |
@idpkken I'm just saying that laying off the roids will keep you from verbally abusing the employees and will make your head the right size. |
Note to body builders. You look f-ing ridiculous when your head is too small for your roid body. Keep that shite in proportion. |
First...impressive that this guy is Obama's chief-speechwriter at 27, but what a dumb shit... http://bit.ly/5KOX |
It is a beautifully snowy night in Minneapolis. |
@buzzerton You're wrecking my twitter feed!!!!! :) |
@ande2713 Completely agree. I wish you could "turn off" someone for a day. |
Wondering when the energy goblin that stole my energy last week is going to return it to me. |
Happiness is a dog in your lap while you're working. |
I just heard a Russian woman yelling at her husband to be more American. |
Misery is an entire website in one PSD. |
Chinese title for the movie "Free Willy": A Very Powerful Whale Runs To Heaven. More bad movie name translations: http://bit.ly/wds0 |
@henslin handy. |
@mint910 wasn't the best night to try. |
