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The sky is the most beautiful shade of violet right now...
This moment of tranquility has been brought to you by Pfizer Pharmaceuticals. 2:47 PM Dec 3rd from web |
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Sites that sell their background images for the ad dollars look desperate. (I'm looking at you, @slate.) 10:45 AM Dec 2nd from web |
FLASH! We're in a recession. In other news, Trade Towers attacked, WW II ends, Pearl Harbor bombed. Stay tuned for further updates. 4:41 AM Dec 2nd from web |
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Also, pretty sure people only follow me because of my cool avatar. Trying to get over it. 4:09 PM Dec 1st from web |
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I guess I can end my quest for an app that updates Twitter and Pownce at the same time 2:39 PM Dec 1st from web |
How long can I blame Thursday's tryptophan ingestion for my current state of lethargy and disinterest? 7:34 AM Dec 1st from web |
Ken said this morning, "I'm afraid my pants smell like Patterson." 7:31 AM Dec 1st from web |
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My son just called me "Lord Nerdicus". Time to open up a can of atomic noogies. 6:37 PM Nov 24th from web |
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