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...a gay piano bar. even better! except I just walked in on someone else in the bathroom. im getting good at this.
at a gay bar? walked in on someone in the bathroom?
I'm in NYC fo' real now thanks to dotson and her rental car.
"hey, aren't you the psych?!" yes. I am, in fact, THE psych.
this new mall opening up in NJ is going to have an indoor ski slope. of course. why wouldn't it?
just landed in Newark. can only hear out of one ear. forced at least 150 yawns to no avail.
@joemcmillin he kicked my car! fucker. too bad the baby got in the way.
watching Live in Montreaux with david and nicky. nicky is making the best squealing noises every two seconds.
I have detergent, ice cream, and a neti pot. for the win!
@djsean she's joe's now, bitch. you were gone for too long.
in the apple store again. first time I've heard tori/BT's blue skies in a store in years.
home at last. things you're jealous you missed out on tonight include spontaneous Taiwanese line dancing.
I'm at my parents' 40ish HS reunion, listening to a lecture on "sex in the later years" - half in Chinese, half in English.
Adam got marzipan the best costume ever. http://twitpic.com/dea6
getting a glob of conditioner under your eyelid probably isn't so bad. getting a glob of mint citrus conditioner under your eyelid sucks.
@gloanova I'm talking about the song but yes? robert redford is super handsome in it.
putting streisand's the way we were into any slideshow is a recipe for sobs. it can also make any crappy slideshow seem heartfelt.
proud new owner of a Disneyland annual passport weeee. turkey legs and frozen lemonade everyday! http://twitpic.com/coez
mmm knight restaurant in dwntwn Burbank = delicious greek/armenian food. can't stop stuffing face.