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Remiel
Remiel Even with a pitchfork and torch, a single person cannot effectively ostracize another human being. It takes a village.
Jason Goldman
goldman VMware is some pretty impressive stuff, I have to say. I've got Windows right where I want it ... in a little cage I can ignore.
Ivan Kirigin
tipjoy favorite new word: FAILout
nkallen
robey
robey doing the happy-happy "not on call anymore" dance (it's a foxtrot)
Del
delbius In between @alissa and Google, I've figured out a bash command and used it successfully! Tonight, there will be celebration!
Biz Stone
biz wow -- I just won the oxford union debate!!! Crazy - time for champagne!
Eric Wright
ericwright Daily newspaper comics use the exclamation point the way most of us use a period. I mean "...the way most of us use a period!"
Remiel
Remiel Blaming the failure of domestic automakers on the economy is like blaming the collapse of the twin towers on gravity.
Matt Sanford
mzsanford I has a hate. It seems to be all I has so I'll hug it and pet it and name it George.
Brian Dunning
BrianDunning is skeptical of your claim.
sara
sara Daytime elvator rides in my building: Brief moments of over exposure to someone's over applied perfume or cigarettes.
Remiel
Remiel I get teased for arriving after noon and working late into the night. You Daywalkers aren't just creepy; you're mean.
Evan Williams
ev Dear coffee shops of America: Let's just assume no one needs a receipt, unless we're told otherwise.
Matt Sanford
mzsanford When @_evan says "don't panic", I panic a little deep down inside. Secretly, I kind of like it.
Evan
_evan Then, back in the pit, a pony, peacefully grazing, with a flag stuck in the nearby ground. Emblem on the flag reads: "Don't panic."
Evan
_evan Need two large bronze statues in HQ. Inside the entrance, a miner bent over a broken pickaxe. Caption: "The poor craftsman blames the tools"
meangrape
meangrape @robey Embrace your grumpiness. Let your inner curmedgeon be free.
William Adama
billadama Trying to remember who, exactly, danced "the robot" at the last Colonial Day Ball.
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