From now on, we either get beverage containers without crinkly sides, or we only let in kids who don't have fingers about 12 hours ago from twitterrific |
icing my arm. which sets it up for attacks from my cat, which require quick, evasive maneuvers of the arm, which hurt like a mammajamma. 9:04 PM Dec 13th from web |
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were i a gazelle right now, the lions would pick me off first 10:29 AM Dec 9th from web |
In the mall hearing what appears to be a klezmer cover of "god rest ye merry gentlemen." kitsch-o-meter needs recalibration to compensate 1:45 PM Dec 8th from twitterrific |
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Twilight joins the family of overly-self-serious, unintentionally hilarious films; like Battlefield Earth and Pearl Harbor, but not as bad 7:46 PM Nov 24th from web |
loves a good "this is how the world should be, now how do we make that happen?" conversation. 1:48 PM Nov 24th from web |
is not a magician, spencer. a furious magician. nor is he ben bernanke, spencer. but can't get the damned song out of my head. 7:53 PM Nov 19th from web |
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note to self: always trust google over rhode island paperwork 9:08 AM Nov 4th from web |
got an email from Joe Biden. subject: "in case you missed it..." my mind filled in "i'm the one that said, 'just grab'em in the biscuits'" 11:13 AM Oct 30th from Ubiquity |
tell me the bbc is doing a really anachronistic april fools joke and this whole "we just bombed syria" thing is a put on. those wacky brits! 7:36 PM Oct 26th from web |
what's up with palin's noisyass bracelets? she's like a wafflehouse waitress with those things. does mccain know leiberman's an independent? 8:25 PM Oct 22nd from web |
ok, jd drew is way more than a single serving MVP. and now he's competing with Youk to be unwilling and uninformed godfather of my children. 9:22 PM Oct 16th from web |
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