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From now on, we either get beverage containers without crinkly sides, or we only let in kids who don't have fingers |
icing my arm. which sets it up for attacks from my cat, which require quick, evasive maneuvers of the arm, which hurt like a mammajamma. |
What would happen if an Eastwood character referenced "Dirty Harry" now? What about "Every Which Way But Loose?" http://tinyurl.com/5r7f4l |
"Sid's new hair is in the mail... alleluia" |
were i a gazelle right now, the lions would pick me off first |
In the mall hearing what appears to be a klezmer cover of "god rest ye merry gentlemen." kitsch-o-meter needs recalibration to compensate |
@andrewkstein more like "a tempeh of vegans" |
Regular expressions: the dramaturg's best friend |
All I know is that to me, you look like you're lots of fun. |
you know what i need now? pudding! |
Twilight joins the family of overly-self-serious, unintentionally hilarious films; like Battlefield Earth and Pearl Harbor, but not as bad |
loves a good "this is how the world should be, now how do we make that happen?" conversation. |
is not a magician, spencer. a furious magician. nor is he ben bernanke, spencer. but can't get the damned song out of my head. |
I wake to sleep and take my waking slow. I learn by going where I have to go. |
note to self: always trust google over rhode island paperwork |
got an email from Joe Biden. subject: "in case you missed it..." my mind filled in "i'm the one that said, 'just grab'em in the biscuits'" |
tell me the bbc is doing a really anachronistic april fools joke and this whole "we just bombed syria" thing is a put on. those wacky brits! |
what's up with palin's noisyass bracelets? she's like a wafflehouse waitress with those things. does mccain know leiberman's an independent? |
ok, jd drew is way more than a single serving MVP. and now he's competing with Youk to be unwilling and uninformed godfather of my children. |
@billpena I want to hear McCain repudiate this. 'Cause he said he repudiates all the onerous crap his supporters pull. Live up to it, bitch |
