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@6 "Will you run?" "Like blazes, first chance I get." |
My favorite gladiator in those movies is the guy with the net. The fuck did you piss off that you have to fight for your life with a net? |
Former drug cop buys house in Texas, grows Christmas trees using glow lights. 24 hours later police illegally raid the premises My hero. |
I seem to be saying "FUCK IT I'M DOING IT WITH TABLES" with increasing frequency. |
In this episode of Top Chef, a girl chef takes a flaming pan off the burner, puts her face over it, and BLOWS ON IT AS HARD AS SHE CAN |
Completely addicted to GTA4 multiplayer. I let Adam take the headset to smack talk. NO AUTOAIM, NO COPS, POWERFUL ONLY. FINAL DESTINATION. |
Charging ports that are ALMOST like mini-USB but NOT QUITE are the fucking BANE of my existence. |
My vote is cast for Starbuck in the "who is the final cylon" deadpool. |
How people can wear ear-bud style headphones is beyond me. |
@jfray I hope you're doing more surf punk |
Can they make a "Sci-Fi Original Movie" that is actually watchable? Shit is garbage. |
Negated the sine() calculation and now it's going right. |
I can't get my ship to fly straight. This time, unfortunately, it's not because of alcohol intoxication but bad math. |
PS3 makes a kind of crappy media player. One MPEG4/MP3 AVI plays fine, while another does not. Using Vuze as DLPC srv but doubt it matters |
They're doing a sequel to "Repo Man?" Every film maker alive today needs to be rounded up and thrown into a volcano. |
Last night somebody decided to drunkenly do my dishes. Best drunk person surprise ever! |
The "odd'n'ends" at Sausage King gets you mostly things that taste like hot dogs and baloney, and a few slices of congealed blood and fat |
Also, Obama went ballistic when I told him that Karl Rove said "fucking sluts" when he left the room. Meeting was at my grandad's house. |
Dreamed I was Barack Obama's aide, taking notes while he met with Karl Rove. Secret Service dog kept poking me. |
Why the fuck is my WiFi going up and down? |
